u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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