you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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