Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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