Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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