I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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