I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
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