i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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