new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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