You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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