Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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