It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
They have beer where we have blood.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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