Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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