He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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