Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Just pee around me
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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