Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
