As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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