Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Randomize
