Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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