She announced her abortion via fbk
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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