Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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