"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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