we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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