Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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