Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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