I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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