so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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