I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Enjoy the penises
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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