You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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