I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
try to milk me bitch
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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