Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
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