I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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