They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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