Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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