Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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