I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Randomize
