who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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