Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
