i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You pole danced in your parka.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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