porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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