You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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