I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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