"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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