wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Buhtt sex?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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