i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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