I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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