dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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