You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You are a genius and a whore.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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