How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Randomize
