Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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