Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Randomize
