i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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