What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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