He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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