There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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