i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Congratulations! We have a period
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